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Mom Block

When in the act of fun, in a crowd, at a concert, or being bullied, you are under mothers protection. Where the mother shields her child and sucks the fun out of situations as defense mechanism to hostile outsiders.
Brad: Dude, that kid is so getting mom blocked.
Matt: Oh damn, she's putting up a full shield. . .and she's like 60..
by nastynutsac August 13, 2010
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mom cock block

When your mom catches you bringing a girl into her house and prevents you from banging her.
"Dude, I got mom cock blocked. I was just about to bang that chick but then my mom came in and made the slut go home."
by wiseguy009 November 16, 2009
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Mom Blocked

When your mom cock blocks and/or twat swats you.
My mom came in town to visit me and totally mom blocked my hook up.
by Tree Hall November 1, 2009
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Black Mom

a black woman who has kids. that are under control and know how to behave. she'd be damned if her kids are acting a fool in public. she is very strong. and always holds her family on her back. she does what she has to do to provide. and can have a man, but doesnt need one. she's hip and young. knows the latest hot stuff. you can tell em anything. but that doesnt mean you won't get your "butt" wooped afterr. (: black moms... theyre the best.
Black Mom: yess baby, what you need to talk about?
Kidd: i lost my 500 cell phone.
Black Mom: WHat the hell! *woops kidd's "butt". apologizes. then buys kidd a new one*

ONE YEAR LATER:
Kidd: i will never nd still havent lost a cell phone since.
by You'll Never Know (: March 17, 2010
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Black mom syndrome

When a mom is emotionally dependent on their son & wants the son to do husband like duties (subconsciously emotional incest )
Sons Girlfriend : you need to talk to your son

Mother : i don’t need to talk to my man … i mean my son i don’t need to talk to him about anything.

Sons girlfriend: ok i see where this is going you have black mom syndrome
by Casey Lauren August 29, 2022
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sexy black mom

Woman of Moorish, Nubian, or other race having highly melanated skin tones who serves as the matriarch of her family.
Phyllicia Rashad is a sexy black mom. Jada Pinkett Smith is a sexy black mother. Kerry Washington is a sexy black mama.
by Karma Reborne December 5, 2016
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sexy black mom

Melanated black female eminating style and grace as the matriarch or her family.
Michelle Obama is a sexy black mom. Felicia Tasha's is a sexy black mom.Jada Pinkett Smith is a sexy. Lack mom.
by Karma Reborne December 5, 2016
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