HAVE ONE'S MOJO RISING (OR WORKING)

to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.

Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!

by weave November 1, 2003

blue's mojo

A sex act whereby you prolong ejaculation for as long as possible. Then, when you can hold it no more, you ejaculate on your partner's stomach and draw, with the copious amounts of semen, a mojo jojo, the villain from the Powerpuff Girls.

Him1: So my gf and I haven't had sex in a week.
Him2: That sucks, how about you give her a blue's Mojo
Him1: Yeah, I have enough supply to.

by rLame June 2, 2010

Mojo Maroon’s

also referred to as “Mojo’s” or “Jo’s”, it is your destination for the typical degenerate. Shitty liquor drinks and shitters flock by the hundreds. An excellent place to get black out and sack some turdass. Hail State. Fuck Ole Miss.

bro i just bombed my final, lets go get black out at Mojo Maroon’s.

by bulldogginurmom27 June 12, 2024

Mojo Soupian

A Mojo Soupian is someone that lives and breaths by the Mojility of Mojo Soup and it's intergalactic creators.

The Mojo Soupians new website had the town frothing over it's new 5 star images.

by Mojility1 June 9, 2020

mojo suck

A person, place, thing, event, or situation that serves to deplete somebody's mojo.

"This dress code at work is a real mojo suck."

"Having to work late on a Friday night is a mojo suck."

"I have $4 in my wallet but the cheapest drink is $5. What a mojo suck."

by Brandonius Maximus Himself October 15, 2009

mojo suzuki

epic cool man mojo B)

Dude mojo is just so epic mojo suzuki suzuzuzu

by not mojoo April 22, 2021

Surfed my mojo

To ride off the back of someone elses good fortune.

To willfully use another person's popularity to garner your own.

No one knew who that bitch was till she latched on to me and then introduced herslf to everyone as my new best friend....she totally "surfed my mojo" onto centre stage!

by Zeddie July 6, 2009