moderner

A person, place or thing becoming more modern than it already was/is.

This website is moderner.

by Honeymine Moderators April 29, 2019

Moderner

A Defective Gen Z Person. Examples Of Their Terror Are Hating On Good Games.

Moderner: I Think Minecraft Looks Pixelated And Outdated, I Think 1.20 Will Make It All Look Better.

A Normal Person: Wow, You Fucking Moderner.

by lesmartlad March 6, 2023

Modernell

Modernell is the last name of a highly sought after family by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. While the family is compromised of over 1,000,002 members everyone is wanted due to the F.B.I's and C.I.A's join effort operation "Catch Those Fuckers" to catch L.M AKA "The Stig" AKA "The Professional" AKA "The-Guy-Who-Did-Your-Mom-Last-Night-While-You-Were-Traumatized-by-Her-Bloodcurdling-Screams-of-Joy". While local police departments have found many members of the Modernell family they always seem to get away in highly modified high performance vehicles. We.. I mean the F.B.I along with the C.I.A speculate that they run several underground tuning garages where they continue to sell dangerously modified cars along with the side hobby of selling a substance which they have named "cacaina" that is known to cause instant death if more than 1g is taken while increasing your reaction times if less than 1g is taken. It also gives you wings.

If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of any Modernell family member please proceed with caution and call your local police department.

If L.M is caught there will be a $3,500,000USD reward paid in full tax-free.

Jason - "Yo, did you see that guy? I think he's a Modernell!"

Bubba - "Better not fuck with him or we're dead"

Jason - "Nah man, we gotta call the po-po!"

Bubba - "It's not worth it man, lets just ignore we saw him"

Jason - "But we gotta call the co.. -Jason gets shot by L.M before he finishes his sentence-"

by Totally-Not-The-C.I.A May 1, 2014

modernes

A club where a legendary wolfpack of 6 men shows upon a regular basis and roams around in circles to hit on every attractive woman there is. Usually they are closing more numbers than everyone else in the club combined and also they are the motherfucking gold standard. Also a place where Momedes the sweating black guy hangs out.

Loser 1: "Hey dude, let's hit the modernes tonight and do some whack ass talk!" Loser 2: "No man, Young Money will be there and take away all of our girls! Let's wank at home instead"

Hot Babe: "I so wanna go to Modernes tonight...I heard Julian the legend will be there" Bimbo friend: "Omg, totally!"

by GegeltusGeltenkopp December 17, 2013

Modernessisticism

Something that is cool, up-to-date and awesome looking in a design sense. It's aesthetically pleasing to the eye.

The logo design you just made is totally modernessisticism.

by Brian the Business =) April 11, 2010

modernartzi

a person who believes modern art should be burned

man: i'm off to see the tracey emin piece called "everyone i ever slept with" i've heard it's stunning

modernartzi: stunning! it's the biggest pile of rubbish i've ever seen, it's fit only for a bonfire

man: oh, you've seen it then?

modernartzi: no, i don't need to

by billy1221235 November 7, 2011

modernarity

The description for when something is so cool and modern, you need to make up a word to describe it.

The modernarity of the car was enough to make Perseus fall backwards.

by Phase57 May 29, 2016