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mitten shock

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no, not being shocked you found a mitten in your kitchen.

derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)

see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.

it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
omfg i put the mitten shock on Samantha! she was so warm!

dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
by Dus10 January 16, 2008
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a name referring to the state of Michigan due to its unique mitten shape
by MotoCrazed December 16, 2011
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One of the official designations for the State of Michigan - which has the Lower Peninsula which directly resembles a mitten and the Upper Peninsula, which is referred to as "Michigan's Upper Hand."
The state of Michigan which is shaped like a mitten, thus "Mitten State."
by ProMich December 14, 2011
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mitten sucker

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Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.
"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."
by Robert LaTuque November 18, 2016
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Bernie's mittens

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Bernie sander's mittens that he wore in inauguration day. whether you're on the left or the right you know those are some sweet mittens.
Person 1: have you seen Bernie's mittens?
Person2: I know. they look pretty warm!
by Dr.Mcface February 10, 2021
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A Clever Name For A Vagina!!

Origin Believed To Be In Akron OH.
Check Out That Swiss Mitten It Looks Kinda Grey
by Logieburr December 8, 2009
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sausage mitten

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She felt like a sausage mitten.
by slonob February 1, 2004
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