Ratboy's Minge

A cavernous and oddly malodorous place that can be used to conceal stolen cars, aircraft carriers or the Indian subcontinent.

I rented Ratboy's minge out to some vietnamese illegal immigrants, and when i came back they were all dead.

by Mitsquana February 1, 2010

Whore's Minge

English slang intended as an insult, implying that the intended recipient is in fact, a prostitutes vagina!

Look at way that "whore's minge" over there is dressed, what a plonker!

Where's that Alan, he still owes me twenty quid, whore's minge!

by The Jimster March 13, 2008

Stinks like a dead whore's minge

A phrase used to describe the extreme undesirability of something

That was a terrible thing to do. It stinks like a dead whore's minge.

This soup stinks like a dead whore's minge.

by Mousetower December 19, 2005

barbie’s minge

Something with a particularly difficult or troublesome mode of entry.

Gentlemen, make no mistake, The Castle will be heavily guarded. I warn you now, it will be like getting into Barbie’s minge.

by Deodenatus July 16, 2023

ruby’s minge

brodans place to go when he feels upset or uncomfortable. it’s either here or up her bra depends on the mood

uno ruby’s minge?
ye g i heard brodan forced himself down there
ye bro he also felt baz up i swear

by Bro touched ruby July 19, 2021

hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested

I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election

by Ramses III March 22, 2024

Minge Strings

Female Pubic Hairs.

I can play your mum's minge strings.

by BigKnobKeith January 21, 2017