Mike Pull

When someone named Michael uses false facts and lies to try to prove his point. Therefore the false facts and lies equals the pull.

That was a mike pull.

by My dad left to get milk March 12, 2020

Pull a Mike

To sit around at a train station for upwards of 10 hours everyday regardless of weather, in hopes that a good train will come. Mikes often enjoy chocolate milk, and calling people driving around the closed crossing gates "Stupid Knuckleheads."

Man! I pulled a mike for so long yesterday that my chocolate milk started to curdle! Tomorrow, I'm going to Pull a Mike again!

by Not sick... yet July 6, 2011

To Pull A Mike

While Dating Some One, Pine Over Some One Else

Bob "Pulled a Mike" as he watched the waitress serve his and his girlfriend's table.

by Brandon December 14, 2004

Pull a Mike

The action of 'Pulling a Mike' occurs after one has bagged the bitch.
For all intensive purposes, the bitch has shown extensive interest throughout the time spent, while one has gone about with his bidness.
At this point, one aborts the mission, and immediately will dipset, hence cutting the bitch, and leaving her without the cack.

Mike: "Last night, after the bitch gave me brains, she asked me, 'Do you want to put it in?'
My response was plain and simple, 'Nah bitch, I'm tired, I'm going home.'"


Mathias: "Yo G, I heard what happened last night, you Pulled a Mike, didn't you?"


Detox: "Last night I had the bitch all over me, but I was so fucking tired, that, against all odds, I somehow turned down a dime and was able to Pull a Mike."

by mkruss February 6, 2009

Pull a mike

When you bake, cook and clean like martha stewart whilst getting slapped by your wife

Joanna’s feet hurt so i had to pull a mike and rub them down for 2 hours

by Crazyjayabu March 12, 2021

pulled a mike

mike became famous in the Age of Conquerors world through never being able to find his last resources on every map.

it happened to him so often, that people started using "i pulled a mike" for the instant understanding of their team mates.

to "pull a mike" means to not find some resources (usually sheep, often a boar as well)

BuZZ_TheViper: srry guys, i pulled a mike...
_Ares_: 11
BuZZ_sletten: 11
_Ares_: fakken mike...
BuZZ_sletten: np, i stole from mine, i send you

by ipulledamike April 22, 2011

Pulling a Mike

In a given situation, "pulling a Mike" is when you assess and evaluate all options, figure out the best possible course of action, and then proceed to do the exact opposite. In short, this is to make the most dumbfoundly awful decision that one can make at any given point. A "Mike's" natural habitat is in any matter involving women, sex, copious amounts of alcohol, or some awkward combination of all three. Nearly always, disappointment ensues.

Phil: Man, did you hear about Mike pulling a Mike the other day at my place?
Noah: Yeah, didn't he drink himself into a stupor and projectile vomit all over your room or something?
Phil: He did, and he was also somehow butt-ass naked too. And that's terrible.

by Phil95 October 26, 2014