Mermalade

Noun: 1. A delicious salty spread made entirely from farm-fresh Mer-people. It's a cheap party if they're serving Mermanlade.

2. To really spread your jump-off wide open and lay inches of pipe.

1. I only eat Mermalade from the upper-Caspian Sea Region.

2. Yo I tried to mermalade dat hoe in the back of her Prius. Ain't no room to hit it right.

by MountBaldy January 1, 2012

poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.

"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."

by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009

Marmeladentasche

A German word for a little pocket on a Jacket where you can put unimportant Stuff in.

Ohhh, look he has a Pen in his Marmeladentasche!

by TheWordDefiner November 12, 2022

marmalade sandwich

1. Sleeping with a blond followed by a redhead, followed by another blond.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.

1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"

2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."

by village September 24, 2013

Mermaided

A made up word on the popular new commercial for Match The popular dating site

“Stop searching up mermaided because I just made that up.”

by PuesNoSé August 6, 2019

Jew Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.

Chaim gave Liora a Jew Marmalade last night.

by Steve Mazzagatti October 16, 2008

Tits marmalade

Really cool, boss, wizard, wicked. Better than tits.

That fishing lure is tits marmalade.

by Mandingo's Rage August 30, 2013