Melk

Another word for jizz, hopefully stopping people from saying "melk" instead of milk.

I totally melked in Lisa last night!

by nightfire36 April 15, 2011

Melk

Noun: Alternative to saying milk for people who cannot pronounce the word correctly. Usually in Kuwait.

Put your tooth in melk.

by Mishimashi December 29, 2022

Melk

'Milk' pronounced as 'melk' by a little Chinese boy who can't speak English.

It's velly nice leather today!
I loul'd like a glass of melk!

by `tr4sh.Y April 9, 2004

melk

Mispronounciation of "milk." Common among midwest USA people.

Mom, can I have a glass of melk?

by MastermindSith February 20, 2005

melk

How mouthbreathers pronounce the word milk.

"Let's make a melk chocolate melkshake!"

by RoundenBrown September 15, 2020

melk

Dutch word for milk.

A milk moustache would become a 'melksnor'.

by Maglor June 1, 2005

melk

Minnesotan pronunciation of milk

Drink 3 glasses of melk a day!

by John July 8, 2004