Matteau

A transgender male prostitute with major daddy abandonment issues with

"I feel so bad for that matteau i mean they work so hard for so little"

by Tee-Jay S. Yates January 2, 2018

Mattea

You are very lucky if you have a Mattea in your life. Matteas seem very quiet and well behaved at first, but once you get to know one, you’re in for a wild ride. A Mattea will most likely enjoy math, but they excel at reading and writing. However, they are not good at science stuff. Matteas have an amazing artistic ability and are very good at picking up new skills. They also have great perseverance. Matteas sometimes fail to see their natural beauty, because they are so humble. A Mattea is generally an introvert, but when around people they trust, a Mattea is as extroverted as it gets. Overall you are very lucky if you know a Mattea and you should always be there for your Mattea as they always will give you a shoulder to cry on.

Girl 1: Who’s that?
Girl 2: Oh that’s Mattea, only the nicest, most hilarious, and beautiful girl around
Girl 3: Have you seen her artwork? She’s Leonardo Da Vinci reincarnated!

Boy 1: I just got a date with the best girl ever. She’s sweet, smart, talented, and super hot
Boy 2: She sounds like a Mattea, you’re so lucky brooo!

by dancer11667 June 10, 2019

matteus marlovits

Teus is one of the most sexiest, handsome, pompous and diligent people you‘ll ever meet.

He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.

„gurl, where can i find myself a matteus marlovits“

„Comrade ion kno“

by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019

Matteus

Coolest kid ever, smart funny and totally original. There is no one like him, and you always want to be around him.

Man, I wish my kid was more like Matteus.

by jsmd October 17, 2010

Mattea

The most beautiful, nice, funny, awesome, amazing, cool, awesmazing, interesting girl ON THE PLANET!

I love Mattea, she's the BEST

by Byron67000 February 7, 2010

mattea

shes the type of girl who says shes not sensititve but really is. she could sometimes be kinda mean but overall shes pretty nice, she has a nice music taste and is quiet around other people but loud in front of her friends. shes rlly pretty and gets good grades, shes misunderstood and doesnt have the greatest life people think she has.

woah shes cool
yea shes def a mattea

by rose..flower February 18, 2021

Mattea

A super bad ass spontanois chickita with a great sense of humor. Pretty edgy and super hot
she's the kinda girl who could punch a guy in the balls if they say the wrong thing but weak if you press the right buttons.
thinks 60's rock is the shit and hates starbucks. they usually read wierd webcomics about grey kids with horns.

Boy1: damn that girl is such a Mattea
Boy2: oh fuck man she's looking our way act natural.

by anonumas May 3, 2013