Masquerdate

When someone intentionally pretends to be someone they’re not at the beginning of a relationship.
They lovebomb you and are very attentive. Once they feel they have you hooked, they totally change and you see their true personality.

Thought I met “Prince Charming,” but quickly found out I was masquerdated again!

by Detroitchick June 13, 2020

masteurdate

noun. when one takes oneself out on a date in which the ultimate prize is masteurbation.

I had such a good masteurdate last night, I got about 5mL of proof if you dont believe me.

by mark86 March 5, 2007

Masterdate

When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.

Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.

(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"

"Oh I'm going to masterdate."

"Huh?"

"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."

(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."

by Socks Owlgorithm April 21, 2011

Masturdate

To take oneself out when one has no date

I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.

by MicklePickle January 4, 2015

Vampire: The Masquerade

A popular tabletop and live-action roleplaying game from White Wolf publishing portraying vampires in modern times, and also in other eras.

See also: Brujah, Gangrel, Ventrue, Camarilla

I'm tired of D&D; let's play Vampire.

by Anonymous983938938572389 March 31, 2004

masturdate

A term that was first coined on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Masturdate is an intentional pun of masturbate. In this lewd yet satisfying activity, one will engage on an ordinary date with his/herself and with the objective to impress and please only themself. Usually, a successful masturdate is followed by myriad hours of masturbation.

Canada's Stop At Third Abstinence Program condones that more teenagers should embrace the pleasures of a masturdate without shame and with an intact dignity.

by shazzantbot January 11, 2006

Meat Masquerade

The act of placing a males testicles over both eyes of an expecting playmate while they hold the penis, as if they we're holding a mask on a stick. Meat Masquerade.

Not the term you were looking for?
Also see,
Ball Monocle

Jenny asked me if I wanted to go to a masquerade party, which I being a man, I had to decline. I could tell she was disappointed, so I suggested the idea of a "meat masquerade," an idea so profound she could not resist.

by What a preposterous idea?! October 24, 2010