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Marco Rubio 

1) A tool that is easy to purchase at gun stores or Senate offices.
2) An AR-15 assault rifle
I bought a Marco Rubio to help protect my family. Surprisingly it was easy to buy.
Marco Rubio by S1lence D0good February 23, 2018

Marco Rubio 

A politician with fake hair who regularly gets his back waxed. Tries to appeal to the tea party crowd and is probably a one termer (or less) like his friend Mel.
Marco Rubio by NotRUBIO2016 December 7, 2010

Marco Rubio 

A politician with fake hair who regularly gets his back waxed. Tries to appeal to the tea party crowd and is probably a one termer (or less) like his friend Mel.
Marco Rubio by NotRUBIO2016 December 7, 2010

Marco Rubio 

An easy-to-buy semi-automatic rifle manufactured by Colt. Also known as an AR-15. This firearm and ones similar to it are praised for their use in hunting and self-defense by people who really just like how big they feel when they hold it. Others notice that while not a good gun for hunting most animals, it is excellent for hunting humans.
When Johnny decided to perform unthinkable acts of violence in his former high school, he went to go buy a Marco Rubio.
Marco Rubio by Nameless12345567 February 23, 2018

Marco Rubio 

Poki:"Thank you Official Marco Rubio for the 36 months"
Marco Rubio by giani0929 November 23, 2020

Marco Rubio 

Marco Rubio: Another name for the AR-15 automatic rifle.
The AR-15 automatic rifle can be bought just like Marco Rubio.
Marco Rubio by Daenerys Sherlock February 24, 2018