A creature that claims to be female, but appears to have male genitalia. "She" speaks in a low voice, is constantly surrounded by a hoard of pimply lesbians. "She"/It has been know to bust into houses at night and a**-raping anyone it sees. The only known protection is from a hot girl.
Looking at her for too long (in males) will result in what is known as the phenomenon of a "reverse-boner", when the penis turns inside out and slowly turns into a vagina to be raped by the Man-Hands.
The only know cure for a reverse-boner is to look at some hot girl (or p0rn) and get a regular boner.
Looking at her for too long (in males) will result in what is known as the phenomenon of a "reverse-boner", when the penis turns inside out and slowly turns into a vagina to be raped by the Man-Hands.
The only know cure for a reverse-boner is to look at some hot girl (or p0rn) and get a regular boner.
Spencer: "Did you know it's national Man-hands awareness week?"
Connor: "No I didn't. I better go download some p0rn"
Jamie: "Ah-h-h-h-h-h!!! I got a reverse boner!"
Andrew: "Look, there goes several hot girls down the hallway, coming out from lunch. FOLLOW THEM."
Connor: "No I didn't. I better go download some p0rn"
Jamie: "Ah-h-h-h-h-h!!! I got a reverse boner!"
Andrew: "Look, there goes several hot girls down the hallway, coming out from lunch. FOLLOW THEM."
by The_Shady_Man_13 May 2, 2010
Get the Man-Hands mug.(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.
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Get the Man hands mug.When a woman's hands are large, swollen, and very masculate. Coined by the Television show "Seinfeld"
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Get the man hands mug.A Geography teacher who likes to grab papers and steal mugs from cruise ships they once worked on 10 years ago.
Darren: Look at mrs will, she's got man hands.
Cameron: ew what a bitch she nearly fell out the window.
Cameron: ew what a bitch she nearly fell out the window.
by 5789 July 17, 2020
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synonyms: nebraska man hands, nebraskan, man hands, fat ass, fatty, amy
1. A person who has very strong, muscular, man-like hands.
2. A person who is either fat, huge, or obese.
synonyms: nebraska man hands, nebraskan, man hands, fat ass, fatty, amy
1. A person who has very strong, muscular, man-like hands.
2. A person who is either fat, huge, or obese.
example:
Tuan: Hey, Nebraskan Man hands.
Amy: Roar!!!!! What do you want?!!!
Tuan: Uhh... Would you mind opening this jar of pickles for me?
Amy: Why, sure!
Tuan: Thanks a lot, Nebraskan! I was beginning to worry that you were going to try to eat me or something...
Amy: No problem! Call me any time when you're in need of my man hands!
Tuan: Okay! Thanks, fat ass!
Tuan: Hey, Nebraskan Man hands.
Amy: Roar!!!!! What do you want?!!!
Tuan: Uhh... Would you mind opening this jar of pickles for me?
Amy: Why, sure!
Tuan: Thanks a lot, Nebraskan! I was beginning to worry that you were going to try to eat me or something...
Amy: No problem! Call me any time when you're in need of my man hands!
Tuan: Okay! Thanks, fat ass!
by Nebraskan Ass Kicker June 11, 2013
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