maltesers

The sweetest and most delisious candy ever
crispyball with a taste of honey over rolled with milk chocklate

- Yo pass me those Maltesers

by THe_RZA May 22, 2005

maltesers

Inserting the penis far enough into the anus so that the testicles push up against the outside of the sphincter and are coated with brown feces.

That dumb slut had a taste of my maltesers after anal last night!

by Wikc June 16, 2011

Maltesers

A chocolate candy that looks like a black man’s bald head.

Ever have Maltesers before? They’re the best. And they look like that niggas bald head.

by CaptainPete2024 November 12, 2023

Squeezing Maltesers

When you are busting for a pooh.

(Maltesers being small round nuggets of chocolate).

Very much similar to Nibbling chocolate.

Oi Dave, where's the bog? I'm squeezing Maltesers..

by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011

eryn maltesers

hottest tik tok star to exist , she is scary and big and chunky 😏🥵, she always munches on maltesers(YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT) she is very spicy

jemima: OMg is that eryn maltesers the hottest and coolest tik toker?
eryn: yes bitch 😎

by chicken feet sucker April 26, 2019

Puckering Maltesers

The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.

Manchester United are puckering maltesers at the prospect of playing Manchest City today.

by SebilCrostar August 7, 2025

Maltese Falcon

Sex move from the Doggie Style position. Just as one is about to burst, he screams out a falcon mating call and grabs the womens ass like falcon talons. Designed to be heard throughout the dwelling. Sound can be described as Ka-Kall

Guy 1: I was pounding this hot piece of ass last night and decided to give her the old Maltese Falcon....Kakkkkalllll. Guy 2: Bro, I so heard that shit last night.

by Inventor of the Maltese Falcon June 23, 2008