Malgasm

Unbearable flatulence, often times wet, directly resulting from the consumption of red meat.

While on a date with a man she met on backpage, Mal realized the restaurant did not serve impossible meat. So as not to make a fuss, she decided to roll the dice and ordered a porter house. Sadly, she was on the wrong side of the bet and the only gasm she had that night was a Malgasm.

by JWinston March 28, 2024

Macgasm

The act of an Apple Mac user achieving climax (usually in tandem with other users) over finding another pointless feature of the operating system.

"Hey dude, put down your soya milk latte and check the drop shadows on these icons! God I'm so having a macgasm about being part of Apple's vision."

by Managarm September 25, 2012

melgasm

when Melody gives you an instant orgasm.

"oh god, guys. i just melgasmed. she's so rad."

by MellBell November 1, 2008

mangasm

when a man, has an extreme rush of joy similar to an orgasm from something manly. Such as beer, spicy food, explosions, fast cars, firing big guns, hot chicks, or movies involving all of those things.

I had a mangasm watching Snakes on a Plane!

Hunting with the 50 caliber rifle is a complete mangasm!

When I floored my 69' Chevelle I had a mangasm!

by Austen the Puerto Rican September 21, 2006

Mealgasm

To get an an extreme high off of delicious food to point of having an orgasmic emotional reaction.

I ate your fruitcake, and gave me mealgasm!

by Greesygun April 12, 2011

Mangasm

Noun. The reaction of a man to something manly an attractive such as cars, tools, or other man things. Usually can be identified by an abrupt stopping of speech, movement, or both and the utterance of "oh my god" or other exclamations under the breath. This is usually followed by still standing and staring, or a sudden change in direction to get a better look at the object in question.

Girls, are not included in this, or resembling girls, as this is just a normal orgasm.

"Yeah, so I just tell the guy look budd- holy sh*t..."

"Jim? Helloooo."

"Yeah, sorry, just had mangasm over that 1972 Nova."

by Fobia7teen July 2, 2009

macgasm

(v) to have an orgasm over new macbooks
(n) the process of having an orgasm in accordance to new macbooks

(v) omg! I just macgasmed over the new macbook air
(n) omg! That macgasm was intense...like camping...because camping is in tents!

by Daniel Oh January 17, 2008