MBS (Myles Bowel Syndrome) is a condition effecting the human digestive system, also known as, "I would rather have a shit than do any
work today"syndrome. Common symptoms include the conscience requirement to take a shit at an hourly rate, and a near forced shitting commitment at the sight of a bathroom or portable
toilet. It should be noted that a person suffering from the condition rarely has to take a shit on a scheduled lunch or bathroom
break.
Todd: Dude that one hour lunch
break was
dope! To bad we got to get back to
work...actually I'll let you get started where we left off. I've got a touch of the MBS today.