Love shit

When during full penetration anal the receiver shits out the pecker.

Lenny and Roxanne did a love shit last night. It was a mess as she didn’t have an enema beforehand.

by Kong Dong 69 February 4, 2021

Love Shit

When you're pulling a one night stand or just starting to date a girl/guy and you take a dump in their toilet. Not just any dump though, one of the foulest, sloppiest, noisiest and odorous dumps you will ever have!!

Causes: Nerves, fast food, kinky sex etc.

Jimmy: Hey what you doing back so early? Thought you were with that blonde chic?

Carl: She got pissy cause I took a shit in her toilet! I just couldn't hold it in man.

Jimmy: Love shit cock blocking! Love it!

by mit5 March 3, 2011

IN LOVE WITH SHIT

I AM (YA HEY)

Nobody can ever love me as every FACE I see in FECES brings me more IN LOVE WITH SHIT then anything on this EARTH and the SMELL is the SEXYNESS that brings me to be the SHITEATER I am and MORE MORE MORE.

by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE August 7, 2021

i shit love you

A horribly translated version of something nobody even gives a shit about.

From see you one eye, I shit love you.

by Qu_ge June 25, 2021

I love to shit on

You :)😘🥰😍

I love to shit on you :)

by Bad C dev November 6, 2024

buy me honda, I love you no shit

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.

Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.

by wheaty June 20, 2005

love shits

When two lovers have intercourse on the toilet facing each other, and both take a shit at the same time.

the guy sits on the toilet first then the girl mounts him, facing him and both partners shit, love shits

by rick james ya October 7, 2008