Loed

Verb, means "soiling pants"

"yo, jimmy, whats up?"

"not much"

"dude"

"what"

"i just loed in my pants"

"NASTY"

"... did you get an ipad yet?"

"naw, dude. not yet. not yet."

by Ellie and Ty April 25, 2010

D'loed

To have something stolen from you with the use of belly dancing as a distraction. Using ones booty as a distraction is also an acceptable method of of D'lowing someone.

Oh shit did you hear about Ed? Yeah he got D'loed out of his PS3 last night!

I met this girl last night and went out for drinks and when I woke up my kidney was D'loed

by PJ Janamian December 28, 2007

J-loed

Verb. To dump. To end a relationship for the most selfish, assinine and infantile reasons.

Since Eric couldn't afford to buy Sarah the new red leather pumps she wanted, the bitch J-loed him.

by Dan January 10, 2004

J-Lo'ed

When your bicyle's drivetrain is so hopelessly worn out that all components have to be replaced.

I saw Wes's bike in the shop the other day, he really J- Lo'ed that chainring.

Alt definition; I was going way to fast going into that turn and J-Lo'ed into the bushes.

by The King76 September 30, 2011