Loaf's

When you just got to much bread

Ay bro i done made mad loaf's today

by Sicariohours May 7, 2022

Satan's Loaf

A bit of a wrench; a turd of titanic proportion

Don't wanna go in there mate - Satan's Loaf wouldn't flush!

by Dog April 22, 2003

Cobbler's Loaf

Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.

Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!

by flowergrazer September 16, 2016

bread loaf shoes

When an obese women is so fat that her feet puff out of the tops of her shoes like that of rising bread from a loaf pan.

Yo, check out that fat girls bread loaf shoes, her feet are puffing out of them just like rising bread.

by me.....)()( January 12, 2008

One loaf shy of a sandwich

An old Alaskan fisherman saying that makes little to no sense due to the fact that it doesn't take a full loaf of bread to make a sandwich.

Alaskan fisherman: That guy's one loaf shy of a sandwich.

Alaskan fisherman's friend: That doesn't make much sense, man.

by Oldmanduster March 13, 2014

loaf seat

a seat of great comfort, made of any baggage ranging from dufflebags, suitcases, and backpacks. most effective when the person making the loaf seat has less then 8 hours of sleep.

the man made a loaf seat to sleep on while waiting for his ride.
guy 1:"dude im about to pass out"
guy 2: make a loaf seat"
five minutes later...
guy 1:"zzz"
guy 2:"zzz"

by BSA T74 AW September 25, 2010

loaf snack

My bf.

Omg yas my Bf is such a Loaf snack

Lol i call my bf my loaf snack hope he doesnt sees this

by RomanS_cock June 30, 2021