lemoned

when a lemon is thrown at a guy really hard and it hits them in their balls.

kid 1- Hey what happened to joe over there
kid 2- he just got lemoned
kid 1- oh lol sucks to suck

by the boy next store October 23, 2012

Lemoned

an alternative way of saying "I lied"

Mom: "David I know you ate the cookies!"
David: "Sorry, I lemoned"

it is used a lot in the card game B.S after you put down a card and lied about what card you put down

by tennisball10210 May 27, 2021

lemoned

another term for being very drunk

"fucking hell, i got absolutely lemoned last night"

by Eden Dunn June 16, 2008

Lemoned

Where you smoked so much fake weed yo stomach feel sour

Yo bro
What
I smoked the wrong shit
Nigga you lemoned

by LemonNigga101 February 4, 2016

Lemoned

Verb (past tense): intentionally deceived into buying faulty or defective merchandise.

Bro #1: "Man, I picked up a streetwalker last night and "she" whipped out a piece of man-meat bigger than mine."

Bro #2: "Homie, you got lemoned by a tranny."

-or-
"I went to the flea market and bought a used computer, but it doesn't work and he shop disappeared the next weekend. I got lemoned!"

by GrammarJunkie October 31, 2017

Lemoned

To add more sourness to a bad situation.

Tom lemoned the fight between the neighbours

by Sammy 4109 January 26, 2021

Don Lemoned

When a man scratches his taint and then forces the offending fingers on to the lips of an unsuspecting stranger.

That guy made me so mad I Don Lemoned my stank on his lips.

by anonymous February 14, 2021