Legless

So drunk you keep falling over. Same ass Gatted and Ratarsed.

Me and Daz went down the social last night, we got absolutely legless.

by Johnny Bosanova January 1, 2004

Legless

To be "legless" is to get so drunk that you cannot stand up or walk on your own.

Often they are the drunkest person at an event or in an area. They were probably the life of the party five minutes prior.

Leglessness is a lifestyle. You do not choose it. It chooses you.

The Legless Legacy torch or "Leglecy" is passed down from generation to generation only to those who prove their master drinking ability through a battle to the death.

1: "Hey Legless, what'd you do this weekend?"
2: "Smoked the wrong end of the cigarette, hooked up with *****, and punched my friend in the face. You know, nothing out of the ordinary."

by MarshaF October 27, 2012

Legless

Abso Fuckin steaming

A was pure legless last Saturday man a drank too much

by Marcos your local dealer May 9, 2018

Legless

Daniels condition caused by being too small and down syndromistic making his legs disappear into thin air, have you seen them??

Hey bro have you seen legless?
Nah bro not seen Daniel for a while just look down to find him

by Daniel99gg January 22, 2020

Legless

A English slang term for being highly intoxicated.

Dude! Shawn was legless at the pub last night!

by Flowercrownsandrippedjeans🌸🌸 January 29, 2017

legless

Slang, means intoxicated, drunk. When people get drunk they loose their sense of balance, i.e. legless. Chiefly british.

Downed 8 pints last night I was totally legless.

by Joe February 1, 2005

legless

a gangstar walk but unfortunatly he is disabled and walks with a limp

oi you bent leg less gangstar get your leg less ass hear

by zubair May 6, 2004