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Lason

n (see also Lasoned, Lasoning) pro:lay-sun

Derives it roots from Norse mythology and further exploration in French Eros and conquests throughout the whole of Europe during the middle ages. Are thought to be descendants of Ulfednar and Draugr.

Lason is a lifestyle choice that includes absolutes in everything. Sexual satisfaction, money and fame are included in this, but not always necessary for the Lason lifestyle.

Refers to a state of sexual ecstasy.

Lason is a person who generally excels at any endeavor that they put thought into. In males that are said to be Lason, levels of testosterone are off the charts. In females it is said that they are some of the most attractive examples of femininity ever to be documented. If you marry into Lason, it is said that you are an exquisite specimen of your gender, because Lason has very high standards.

The word Lason, as defined in a derogatory sense; is as follows:

A big guy with a small package. He hides it well though, like to eat everything in sight; comparable to the cookie monster, on the verge of being a wimp.

It is used in a negative connotation when people, generally other males, feel inferior to another male, inadequate in everything; including but not limited to sexual prowess, endowment, height, levels of testosterone, education, etc,etc.
Positive example-

"I got some good Lason last night."

"Lason is a privilege, not a right."

"Pulling a Lason"

Negative example-

"You eat so much it reminds me of a Lason!"
by Jerry Jeff October 31, 2011
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Lason

is a big guy with a small package, he hides it well though, like to eat everything in sight, comparable to the cookie monster, on the verge of being a wimp.
you eat so much it reminds me of a Lason!
by Luckypenny February 24, 2010
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Lamonting

Twitch emote portraying Eric Lamont's face, because he's the lord of the coomers. It's used in circumstances when a hot woman is seen on the screen.
Damn that woman is so hot I'm straight up lamonting.
I lost.
by poggerchampion221 July 5, 2022
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bukky larson

Bukky larson can be used in place of dumb ass bitch. It is said so that teachers do not understand what it means.

Another meaning is that you can use instead of swear words, e.g fuck,bitch, dumb-ass, asshat, and others, when used in the right context.
Why you being a Bukky Larson!

Why you being a dumb-ass bitch!
by Latora and Khori May 30, 2018
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Colton Larson

The most beautiful guy in the world he has a massive cock he keeps the door locked until you knock knock knock
"Colton Larson is Sooooo hot" "ye he cute alright"
by Colton larson March 19, 2021
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labonza

I'm gonna kick you in the labonza!
by Pause September 29, 2005
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Larry Lalonde

A.K.A. "Ler" was the guitarist for the prog/metal/expermamental rock band Primus during the late 80's and early to late 90's. Helped found the first known "Death Metal" band, Possesed. After he left Possesed he joined up with Bassist/Singer Les claypool to complete the line up replacing previous guitarist Todd Huth. With his un-matchable skill putting extremly hard and unussual guitar riffs to Claypool's inhuman bass playing, Ler has become one of the most influencal guitarist of the 90's. Larry's set up includes: Marshall JCM 800, Paul Reed Smith, Fender Stratocaster, and a Gibson Les Paul. Ler's sound developed from many different places. Some of his influences include: Frank Zappa, Rush, Yes, and Metallica
Check out some of the tabs to: Jerry was a Racecar Driver, My Name is Mud, and Tommy the Cat.

All guitar work performed by Larry Lalonde
by Steve Devlin August 15, 2006
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