Lapper

someone who is too cowardly to do something, they don't have enough balls

Paul backed out of that fight, he's a lapper

He was too much of a lapper to kiss me

by eljx July 6, 2005

Lapper

Lapper - Taking a half day or full day off of work due to kids hockey, baseball, kickball tournament or just leaving early from work to make a "train" or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, I'm gonna take a Lapper, kids gotta tourney in Boston.

Oh, i bet he takes a "Lapper" today.. traffic looks bad.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

Lapper

A lapper is when one individual is taking a poop and a second individual sits on his/her lap to drop a log between the original pooper's legs.

Jack: "Scott, all those beans we ate earlier are making me have to take a poop."
Scott: "No way, me too. We should totally take a lapper."

by Smileywords June 2, 2015

Lapper

The Canadian term for a lap dance

Me n' the boys are goin out to the rippers tonight for some half price lappers.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017

lapper

someone who performs oral sex on a female.

He's such a lapper, he laps her all night.

by jondoe156 December 22, 2009

lapper

Anyone who is profecient in the art of cunnilingus

Man Harry's girl told me he is one hell of a lapper but I wouln'dt eat her anyhow.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

lapper

a woman who likes women

Jessica may be attractive, Ed, but she's a lapper!

by mindy June 6, 2003