lamp shade

A fun thing to put on your head at parties...

Mother: Why is there a lamp shade on your head?
Son: 'Cause I was at a fricken' awesome party!

by Mary Beth30570 May 25, 2008

Lamp shade

When a chick has extreme amount of skin covering her clit

Look at some porn i dunno!

by ALyssa May 13, 2005

Lamp Shade

A word used to make hyperboles and used in sarcasm

Is that a handbag your carrying?
No, its a lampshade.

(note the sarcasm)

You are as dull as a lampshade!

by sTaR April 5, 2004

lamp shade

Same principal as a teabag (To lower your body as to dip the testicles into an other's mouth)...

Only the teabagger is wearing a kilt.

Lamp Shade

How was Mike's wedding?

Pretty good I think. I can't remember much after lampshading the bridesmaid.

by dogpish July 28, 2010

Lamp Shade

The Lamp Shade is a combination of the Bat Wing and Tea Bagging.

"...Yeah, Betty was just lying there, and I came up from behind her and gave her a Lamp Shade."

by SmkDnk February 13, 2014

Lamp shade

Someone who doesn’t want you to be happy

Your just a lamp shade

by Tjmcpc June 9, 2018

Lamp -Shade -Drunk

Consuming a large amount of booze so that it causes the person drinking to place a lamp-shade on top of their head and dance around the room chanting.

Inna had so much Vodka on New Year's she got Lamp -Shade -Drunk and ended up apssing out an hour later on Jenny's Lap.

by DylanFan88 December 29, 2005