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lacrosse players 

A bunch of douche bags who couldn't make the football team.
"Hey, look at all those lacrosse players showering up after a 'hard' practice. Wow, I didn't know that was legal in this state..."

Lacrosse players 

The gayest people on the world. Go to practice to play with their own shafts and their teammates shafts. Only date girls to hide the fact that they are gay. 11x out of 10 their gay.
George:Dude, Billy one of the lacrosse players now.

Ryan: So he finally came out.
Lacrosse players by Savage 9 September 15, 2014

Kiss a lacrosse player day 

Every year on October 29 lovely girls will go up to lacrosse players and give them a kiss
Are you guys ready for kiss a lacrosse player day?

lacrosse player 

person who is too coordinated for baseball. usually started baseball when they were younger but got bored because it moved two miles an hour. therefore they switched to lacrosse. usually plays football or hockey also. can beat the shit out of you any day of the week.
lacrosse player by xaone February 17, 2010

lacrosse player 

fuck whoever said that lacrosse players are fags that didn't make the football team. more than half the star lacrosse players today were star football players too. but they were actually smart and physically fit too, unlike the fatass dumb jock shit head lazy football players who don't run and just rag on others. fuck football
"Who look at that lacrosse player! He's so fucking fast its not funny. He's faster than our running back! And he actually has good grades unlike the entire retard football team."
lacrosse player by huopl June 3, 2008

Lacrosse Player 

Not a douche bag, contrary to prior belief. We just enjoy the finer things in life, like sperrys. girls, nice clothes. AND of course lax pinnies, lax shorts, croakies and a sick pair of shades. And of course mid calves with nikes. Unlike football players, we date any girl who is dateable. Lacrosse players are usually cool in nature, and love laxin. Also. Lacrosse players are the hottest male athletes, it's been proven, ask any girl.