lice 

A weird bug thingy that can lay eggs in your hair.

I'm not wearing his hat he had lice.

lice by boredashell May 15, 2005

lice 

Bugs that live in human hair, plural of louse. Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to be unclean to get them, you just have to come in contact with one of them. Common ways that lice are spread are through hats, combs, and any shared items touching a carrier's head. Their eggs cling to your strands of hair, making it relatively hard to remove them. Special shampoo is the best method of curing an infestation.

Junior had lice last year; he told me it wasn't fun.

lice by Titties McGee January 16, 2008

Lice 

Those damn bitches that get into your hair.

"Damn bitch gave me head lice yesterday!"

Lice by Trolly Trollysten Troll August 1, 2012

Lice 

Hideous fusion of the words LA and Ice, the name of an Australian soft drink. Resulted from attempting to talk way too fast while high on crack.

omggggg i need some liceeeeee

Lice by funward May 28, 2008

lice 

clearly a derogatory name for the police, as in poLICE.. especially when they are seen as threatening or when you are doing something midly illegal

"bah lets get out of here, the place is swarming with lice"

lice by Tom White May 25, 2006

Lice 

Lice are little bugs that live in your hair. Plural name is "Louse." They lay eggs that look like black balls with a clear tail attached to strings of hair. Usually very hard to get out. Lice are spread by sharing combs, clothes, pillows, beds, hats, hair accesories, etc. In the U.S only white people can get lice because their hair follocules are a different shape then Africans. Vice Versa. Pets and wild animals cannot get Lice either. Their eggs are called nits.

Stupid Lice, they keep running to a different area of your hair whenever i try catching one.

Lice by heyheyheyy(: May 15, 2011

Lice 

A slang word used to describe people or a person that is annoying and makes you itch, People who annoy you and won't get of your head

They won't stop talking and their annoying as fuck, these niggas are lice bruh

Lice by Three Pac October 16, 2014