lazer

Something that is to be charged, and then fired.

Imma chargin' mah lazer!
Imma firin' mah lazer!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!

by loooooooooooooooooooongcat February 25, 2008

Lazer

Lazer is the type to be your hero. A hero like yet better than Bob. When Bob post pictures of it raining, Lazer would post pictures of a sunny beach, despite. Lazers are fucking legendary.

Be like Lazer, Lazer is littt.

by Something with a thing November 21, 2021

lazer

The much cooler way to spell laser. Taken from the Brandon Lee movie "LAZER MISSION".
Alternate spelling: Lazor and Lasor

"Dude that was totally lazer"

by Phred October 6, 2004

Lazer

A more lazer word for Awesome.

Dude that #@#$ is soo F'ing Lazer.

Oh man, these new shoes are Lazer!

Oh man, how much more lazer can she be! frak'n hot!

Oh man, my fingers where just amputated by a Lazer.!!! So Lazer!!

by Bstrfsh May 12, 2011

Lazer

A lazer is a lazy loser.

Christian is such a lazer dude. He wakes up at like 2pm and plays WoW all day.

by Stepchildx September 3, 2019

lazer

When someone is able to tell when a female is bi or homosexual. Basically like gaydar but for lesbians.

Chris:"Dude, that girl is so hot!"
Olive: "Good luck, that girl is a lesbian."
Chris:"How do you know, you've never met her."
Olive:"I have good lazer"

by Tuesday99 February 6, 2008

Lazer

Weed and Coccain mix in a blunt the two combined make a leathel combination that you have to watch out for because it might kill you

that Lazer was sweet man we should do it again

by CMT ( Corn, MIke, Tim) July 24, 2008