We met at 5AM in the hotel lobby to catch the safari to Kruger National Park. John suddenly realized that queasy feeling required an immediate trip to the toilet. He made it just in time, but was on the verge all day long.

Tom: "We've got to leave for the airport now! Where's Bobby"

Foster: "He felt a kruger coming on. He's in the bathroom"

kruger by Hollyanne July 2, 2012

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Kruger

Having the same South African values, a Kruger is a poor version of a Krugerrand. See Urban Dictionary definition of Krugerrand.

The same as a Cougar in these states of America, a Kruger too, will prowl the singles bar scene in search of prey..., which is young men. If immigrated to U.S.A., a Kruger can usually be identified by a thick German accent. Hence, the given name, "Greta Garbo Kruger."

I thought that I hooked up with a Krugerrand last night, but when she asked for taxi fare this morning came the realization that she was just a Kruger looking for a free fun time!

Kruger by gravy111 November 30, 2010

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Kruger

A Kruger is the greasy curved bicycle chain-ring imprint found on neophyte cyclist calves. The curved imprint resembles the serrated edges of a Krugerrand Gold piece.

Nice Kruger on your calf Jen, ride much?

Kruger by Veloslug October 25, 2013

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Kruger

A person who is so uneducated and illogical that they do not even know how uneducated and illogical they are.

A reference to the Dunning-Kruger effect

These flat earthers are so convinced of their uneducated opinion that they don’t even realise how truly uneducated on the subject they are.

An absolute Kruger!

Kruger by Wisdom Pen June 13, 2019

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