Krang

An alternative name for one's ballsack. Based upon the uncanny resemblance between a wrinkly ballsack and the character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Dude I totally put my Krang in her mouth!

by Sadista May 2, 2009

Krang

state of testicular shrinkage and wrinkling often associated with the cold. when shaven, it resembles krang, the diabolical tmnt supervillain.

im getting a krang from all this snow.

by jim February 2, 2005

Krang

Krang is the binding principle of the universe. Krang cannot be taught, only obtained. Krang is not who, but what. What is Krang? Krang Is. Originating from toronto Harsh-Speak.

"What is krang?"
"Krang Is."

"Yo, get Krang"

by Bile November 7, 2006

Krang

Pink chewed up piece of bubble gum from the "Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles"

Shredder!! Destroy the turtles!! FUCK YOU KRANG!

by Dick Doctor July 4, 2003

Krang

"Krang"(noun) The third sexual organ, often used as a cooking ingredient. The word "Krang" can also be used as an adjective, or a verb.

(noun): An organ, or vegetable/friut/meat
(verb): To "krang" someone, is to look at one strangely, or to put one's head on another's person.
(Adjective): To recognize one as being "krang" like, or to to resemble a "krang".

by Shawn Fee July 24, 2004

Krang

A word used to describe the evil mutant hybrid baby born after drinking during pregnancy.

Her krang baby attacked me when it came out of the womb.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

krang

marijuana, weed, pot- whatever you chose to call the sticky delicious green plant. scientifically know as cannibus sativa. Orginally derived from Krang from the Ninja Turtles, now used as a slang word for cannibus, due to the connection with Captain Krang, the pirate captain, who gave weed to all her sailors.

"Hey, You wanna Krang after class?"
"Can i borrow your Krang pipe?"
"I'm so kranged I can't see straight!"

by christine muska July 12, 2006