Knifes

ESL version of the plural of knives. Intended to be used at ESL parties or chats

Gene gives off a “too many knifes” vibe, to be left alone around young ladies.

by Lots of bitches June 18, 2023

Knifes

When you don't know how to make knife plural

Man, those are some sharp knifes.
(Stabbing of Jugular)

by JDizzly February 5, 2010

Knife

Great tool primarily used for cutting flesh and plant tissue. It's use has gone down since the invention of the gun.

Get me the knife, I need to see my ex.

by Iamawesomedog May 19, 2018

with a knife

Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.

I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

knifed

A verb most commonly heard in online FPS (First-Person Shooters.) It is the act of stabbing another player or person with a knife and thus killing them instantly.

Guy:Damn, some noob came up behind me and knifed me.

by Alex the Chao September 5, 2009

knife

1) An object with a blade, primarily used for cutting.

2) To stab someone with a knife.

"I'm going to knife you if you touch my bitch again."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

knife

A Small Sharp blade that is used for cutting things. Can change the tide of battle.

Big Muscular dude:Im gonna beat you up!
Guy with Knife:Im gonna stab you.
Big Muscular Dude:Hey man, no hard feelings, I was just kidding.

by Bolter!! January 17, 2007