Katzed

the awkward experience that usually involves some sort of social discomfort, unnecessary aggression, or temporary embarrassment.

My toilet seat is covered with piss and my toilet bowl is full of turds...I've been KATZED!

by Wild Bill Suckock June 30, 2010

Katzed

When you ejaculate during a hook up without getting your dick touched by the girl

I accidentally Katzed in my pants during my last hook up! It was a sticky mess

by cccooo1234 June 6, 2018

Katzenmagulle

The Katzenmagulle is a mythical beast from swabian folktale. It is said to be a bear-sized cat with bat-wings. Also - while differing - legends claim it to have a self-concious snake as a tail.

Bro I don‘t wan‘t to go home in the dark! The Katzenmagulle might get me!

by Senfohr December 5, 2021

kazzed up

when something doesn't go your way

That boy got cheated on his test and the bastard didn't get caught? That shit is kazzed up, dawg.....

by shibata12 October 7, 2007

mr katzel

A great teacher who makes jokes that make no sense.

Mr Katzel is funny

by Giancarlo11 March 26, 2017

katzenklo

The most holy word to bless this green earth. It can be used in any situation to outsmart your opponents

Person 1: "Where should we eat tonight?"
Person 2: "katzenklo"

Person1: "Where's your homework??"
Person 2: "katzenklo"

Person 1: "Honey it's all a bit too much right now, I think we should break up"
Person2: "katzenklo"

by katzenklo October 17, 2021

Die Katze ist Kaputt

Translates to "the cat is broken". Sometimes used as a greeting to other students that are learning German.

Person #1. Die Katze ist kaputt!
Person #2. Noo! Not die Katze!!

by Anonomono October 30, 2009