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Joplin

A girl who is struggling with self and others enlightenment and some has faced some odd ordeals. Someone that thinks about how love is leaving and is leaning towards a life of solitude because people never understand her strange approach on life and her philosophies. People think she is intimidating, and perceived as rude. Really it is that she is smarter than the average person.
See that weird girl sitting over there; she just moved here and her name is Joplin.
by Vivian Grey January 17, 2013
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A mid-size, whitewashed town in Southwestern Missouri where there's a church on every corner. Its claim to fame is being referenced in the Route 66 Song as well as being in an SNL skit. Commonly referred to as JoMo. Full of open-minded people who want to get out of this wasteland. Full of even more close-minded people who regularly worship George W. Bush and could not point out Germany on a map if their lives depended on it.
by sidz September 9, 2008
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Joplin

A mid-size, whitewashed town in Southwestern Missouri where there's a church on every corner. Its claim to fame is being referenced in the Route 66 Song as well as being in an SNL skit. Commonly referred to as JoMo. Full of open-minded people who want to get out of this wasteland. Full of even more close-minded people who regularly worship George W. Bush and could not point out Germany on a map if their lives depended on it.
by sidz September 7, 2008
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A term used for the rather large male anatomy.
Heidi was sprung on Ronnie's Joplin.
by Thusala May 6, 2019
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Joplin

a terrible city in missouri that got fucked over by an ef5 tornado in 2011, the only reason that anyone cares about it.
i’m from joplin, missouri, sadly.
by lighltysalted August 3, 2022
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Joplin, Missouri

A Midwestern city in Missouri with about 51,000 people. In Joplin, you are either a weed-smoking gay person who can’t wait to get out, or an ultra-conservative Christian who thinks that Planned Parenthood was run by Satan, worships Donald Trump, and attends one of the thousands of churches here. Most famous for Route 66 and the May 22, 2011 tornado. The north side of town is where you can find the not-so-rare Joplin Tweaker, who you can find dancing around higher than heaven and stealing Walmart bikes. The south side of town is where you find all of the houses built by Schuber-Mitchell, and where you find zero trees. Joplin features Joplin High School, which was destroyed in the tornado. It looks fancy, but it was shoddily built. It’s claimed to be EF5-proof, but 90% of the building is glass. The teachers and administration are fine, but the school board is full of wannabe conservatives who hate students and regularly fuck over the school. Joplin is represented in Congress by Billy Long, the Janna the Hutt-lookin’ motherfucker from nearby Springfield.
Little Johnny: Mommy, where are we?
Mom: We’re in Joplin, Missouri!
Little Johnny: Who’s that?
Mom: Why, that’s just a naked heroin addict talking about how the Democrats are going to cause the apocalypse!
by UnknownDuck025 April 23, 2022
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Joplin Missouri

Joplin Missouri is a midwestern town in south west Missouri in central United states. Population around 100,000 people. Was made to fame for ore and lead production in early days. Known for Bonnie and Clyde shootout and other events. Dennis weaver. Bob Cummings. BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THE BULLSHIT LAW ENFORCEMENT ASSHOLES THAT OBVIOUSLY WAS BEAT UP IN HIGH SCHOOL. REDNECK ASSHOLES WHO COULDN'T KEEP A FUCKING JOB.. BITCHES TO STUPID TO GIVE BLOW JOB...BUT ALSO HAS BIKERS AND GENERALLY DECENT PEOPLE IF YOU RIDE...BUT WILL KICK YOUR DUMB ASS IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT HIS BIKE..( RATHER YOU FUCK HIS MOM THAN TOUCH HIS BIKE...ALL TOGETHER IS A LITTLE PIECE REDNECK TOWN .IF YOU COME ON VACATION. WILL LEAVE ON PROBATION
MAN AVOID JOPLIN MISSOURI IF YOU RIDE..FUCKING ASSHOLE DICKSMACK COPS WILL FUCK WITH YOU
by Nick Danger Brother January 23, 2022
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