Jonnering

to basically bluster round and round on a topic never moving it forward but spinning your wheels in the process

look Jon and Donna this sitaution isn't moving you are now just Jonnering around the topic

by Izzy and Mike April 23, 2019

Jonnying

Scavenging the shit out of someones food pantry leaving them with no more food and pissed off.

"Yo Marshawn lets go Jonnying at Millers house".

by Tre'Shawn Deandre March 18, 2015

Jonning it

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.

"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"

by foolishwun June 25, 2009

Indiana Jonesing the Coffee

When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.

Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)

by James Gerraughty January 5, 2009

Jonesing for that hang

Something only a desperate buffoon would text Jerry Seinfeld.

Hey Jerr, I'm jonesing for that hang! Let's talk some shop.

by mrhandsandfeet August 9, 2019

jonesing for a bonesing

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.

Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."

by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011

John Paul Jonesing

The strong desire to listen to good music after an extended period of listening to bad.

After a long day of Muzak at the office I'm John Paul Jonesing for some Led Zeppelin

by Little Walken December 24, 2010