joinking

Jumping on your mothers bed

kids jumping around and being silly on mums bed (joinking) when she doesn't like it

by innot December 8, 2013

Joinking

Joinking is a verb that describes the act of doing just a little bit more than making out with someone (the "little bit more" is undefined but is recognizable as being definitley not just making out)

Blake was totally joinking that nerd yesterday night

by ermeegshually May 1, 2024

joinking

to give someone a blowjob while they piss in your mouth while another person watches in a duck mask

Do you guys want to try joinking while we hang out today?

by cum flavored juul pod January 19, 2025

jonking

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!

by jezzandmark September 9, 2011

Jonking my jeter

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

Jointing

The form in which bud is consumed as a recreational activity shared with friends.

Rules

1: 2 or more consecutive joints inside 4 hours and 20

minutes

2: Joints must be shared with 1 or more friends

3: Joints must be hand rolled

Hey man, how was the trip down here? Dude it was awesome, we were "jointing" the whole time!!

by Sky Harris March 26, 2013

Jonking

When you get bum raped by a creeper in Minecraft

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a creeper is jonking me in the ASSHOLE!

by Adam Tozer February 26, 2021