Jizerable

When someone is most unhappy because they have not had an opportunity to masturbate to the level of ejaculation.

Used as follows: "It's been so long, god I'm jizerable"
Also can be used when someone near you has had sex and you have not, this can also make you jizerable.

by AdminJJ11 August 24, 2019

Jizzable

so good you could spunk over it

did u see that fit woman last night?
yeah, she was jizzable

by Jizzdup November 19, 2007

jizzable

sexy, to look so good that it may cause ejaculation

dam girl u b lookin quite jizzable 2day

by Mex I Can March 28, 2009

orgasmically-jizzable

Being so unbeliveabley funny that it gives girls a full body orgasm and they jizz themselves

He is so orgasmically-jizzable it's mind blowing

by Kalonisabumder August 1, 2010

lizerable

Miserable Liz

I've never heard of someone so miserable despite being surrounded by comics, cats, and pop punk as Liz Prince. She is absolutely lizerable. www.lizprincepower.com

by tsphonyts November 17, 2011

jizzable

Makes you want to jizz, or produce jizz

"That song is so jizzable!"
"The thought of you makes me feel all jizzable.."

by loopylizziemoo October 16, 2006

Jizzable

describing something or someone who is so appealing, hot and/or awesome that they bring you to the extent of pleasure

Her legs are totally jizzable

That songs beat is jizzable

by fazdawg January 20, 2011