Sondland’s Jigsaw

A reference to the fact that so many elements of Ambassador Gordon Sondland’s story about the US-Ukrainian hijinks clearly simply do not fit together.

We just call it Sondland’s Jigsaw, it’s utterly crazy-complicated but if someone among us were a Mensa member, they may be able to assemble this puzzle somehow!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

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Pikey's Jigsaw

A discarded, cut-up credit card

As the thieving little gyppo shitbags rummage through your bin/down the tip they invariably come across chopped up credit cards. They then piece together the card in an effort to defraud the previous card holder/credit card company through various methods of identity theft. Each collection of chopped-up plastic pieces can be considered a "Pikey's jigsaw" as they give it to their kids to piece together like a jigsaw. Probably.

by CurtoGB April 7, 2010

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jigsaw puzzle of the sky

A difficult job to start, and complete.

Getting all the evidence, and witnesses needed to put this case together will be like putting together a jigsaw puzzle of the sky!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

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steven jigsaw

Fictional name invented by Alexander Davies of Elliot Minor during the prank call webisode (Webisode 20).

The reason that I'm changing my name when I get older, and what I'm changing it to.

Hi there, my name's Steven Jigsaw

by The SquirrelMeister February 22, 2008

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Swedish jigsaw

When two guys both enter the same double sided fleshlight (or grapefruit) and dock together. Once docked, they thrust together in unison and perform a Swedish jigsaw.

Last night Jordan and I were left hanging, but we pulled out the crusty old double sider and had a proper Swedish Jigsaw amongst boys.

by Billy Lotion December 23, 2020