that's jewish

A horrid term used to describe things that are stupid by non-jews, these people are ignorant

stupid boy: haha, you can;t afford that? its only 50 dollars, that is so Jewish, ahaha

by Sarah February 10, 2005

Jewish Ass Oreo's

similar to an Ass oreo, the jewish ass oreo is when a between the two, squishes them together and inserts them into a woman anus, leaving them to dry. if properly done, they should serve well as something to suck on or hard candy. although, if the woman has a job, particualrly a non-physical one, the semen may dry onto her anus. this should be avoided, as it will most likely take surgery to remove.

god, moses gave me jewish ass oreo's yesterday and the pennys are stuck!
the doc says they'll take surgery to get out!

by kikez0r May 23, 2007

Jewish Stocktake

The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.

Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."

by extheist April 12, 2009

jewish snowbirds

These are typically Orthodox Jews who visit or live along the shorelines of New Jersey during the winter and then spend their summers in the Catskills, in essence staying in seasonal environments in unseasonal weather.

Goy #1: "I was driving around Hunter, NY in July and there were all these Orthodox Jews walking all over the place."

Goy #2:"Oh, the Jewish snowbirds? Yeah, you find them all over the Jersey shore in December."

by miyamoto02 January 22, 2010

Jewish Snowplow

While having doggy style sex with a Jewish woman climaxing on her back and spreading the ashes of her ancestors light it on fire and run away with her wallet or purse.

Frank: how was it
Anne: all fine till you yelled zeir in ze attic and gave me a Jewish Snowplow

by The destroyer of holes March 24, 2021

Jewish Standard Time

A standard of time, normally being about 26 minutes after the rest of the people within your time zone.

Dude, WTF? Can't you make it to work on time? Are all your clocks set on Jewish Standard Time?

by Sgt. I.M. Nobody January 17, 2009

Jewish Space Laser

An unusual devise used to claim the foreskin of uncircumcised mens. resembles a lightsaber and runs off of the foreskin of unconseting men. used so if the rabbi sneezes during the castration the child will not loose his shlong

*bright light flashes in the sky*

Idiot 1: Guys!! a Jewish Space Laser!
Idiot 2: They just castrated all the men in the northern hemisphere!!!!
idiot 3: glad i'm circumcised!
all idiots: guffaw

by Lord Fartquadd July 9, 2022