Jart

Simply to Fart in a a jar, for safe keeping or for a rainy day.

I would like to preserve this wonderful essense that emanates from my body, I would like to fart in this jar, thus creating a jart!

by XanderX May 8, 2010

Jart

Slang term for a THC vape cartridge.

"Yo can I grip that jart?"
"Is jart dead?"
"How we lookin on jart?"

by The Kratom Plug February 3, 2022

Jart

When you shart in your jorts.

I thought I was a just a fart, but it was a shart, in my jorts. A jart.

by [e-mail] November 9, 2020

Jart

It's when you jizz and fart at the same time.

I just jarted five minutes ago, it was so relieving.

by ChellS October 7, 2013

Jart

When your sexual partner experiences flatulance after anal intercourse and you have ejaculated in their rectum.

I jartred and it felt amazing.

My post anal jart was quite exquisite.

by SuperCaptCrotchless February 8, 2020

Jart

When a gay person farts, and Jizz comes out of their ass; a Jart.

"Shit man!"
"What?"
"Trent is gay!"
"Yeah BS..."
"Nah I'm serious man! We were chillin at my place and he totally Jarted!"
"Ugh thats fuckin nasty!"

by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008

Jart

Adj. Jart
Verb. Jarting
Adv. Jarted

To jizz and fart simultaneously. The word jizz and fart combined equals jart.

I was so drunk last night that when I sat on that girls chest trying extremely hard to finish off on her face I jarted. I literally pushed so hard that when I let it fly on her face I farted right on her chest at the exact same time I let the load fly!

That chick is so fine I'd jart on her.

by PKmode February 21, 2013