jacob sartorious 

an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.

jacob sartorious is a flop

jacob sartorious by troll238 July 25, 2019

jacob sartorious 

a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover

wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious

jacob sartorious by anonymous man 1738 May 12, 2016

Jacob Sartorious 

A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.

Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"

Jacob Sartorious by troyelove May 17, 2016

Jacob Sartorious 

A pasty white 13 year old boy who gets 8 year old girls' pussies wet

9 year old girl: Jacob Sartorious is so hot I wanna lick his barely there abs

Jacob Sartorious by bitch-where June 12, 2016

Jacob Sartorious 

Also know as Gaycob Saggytitties, this young 13-14 boy is a famous musical.ly star,and also on many more apps. He looks like a"elf" to most people, and is a fuckboy, in the verge of becoming a prostitute secretly. He has only admitted to close close friends and family,that he is gay. All the girls he has been with has only been to boost popularity, and he does take some pleasure in it {maybe he is bisexual}. If you are a fangirl, you better go to the North-Pole to get your elf.

"Oh my god,it Jacob Sartorious!" "You mean that elf 'Gaycob Saggytitties'"

Jacob Sartorious by Reality/Truth December 25, 2016

Jacob Sartorious 

A scary looking elf who tries to put on extremely red blush but fails.
He's 13 yet lyrics in his song say "and by the way I really like the way you move it".
A kid that fails at writing songs.

A kid that asks random fans for nudes.
A kid that has his voice edited to sound like he's actually gone through puberty.
A kid that made a song about a sweatshirt.

Blind girls: Oh my lord Jacob Sartorious is so frickin' gorgeous, he's my life!

Stable girls: Are you blind??!!

Jacob Sartorious by JRhinae August 16, 2016

Jacob Sartorious 

Fuck boy lookin ass alpha that gets all duh pussy from being a rich

White girl trash: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I love Jacob Sartorious and his girl face and screeching noises.

Jacob Sartorious by Ahhhhhhh_kill_me July 8, 2016