That's the Jab

northern ireland, originating from around the mid ulster area, cookstown or banbridge.

To say something is good , or the "job"

Ian "u just won £1000 in a raffle"

Richie "that's the jab"

by Richie half a stout December 19, 2008

Jab Scab

one who fills a position left vacant by employee who refused mandatory vaccination by employer

10% of the construction industry resigned because they wouldn't take the mandatory vaccine. Their jobs were filled by jab scabs.

by Lupi33 September 26, 2021

jab shield

Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. If you are the farter, you must pass the fart by tapping (or hitting) someone, and then shouting jab shield, which prevents it from being passed back. If someone smells your fart they can shout jabshield before you have decided to even pass it, thereby alerting others to the fart. The objective is to not be the person stuck with the fart.

Bill: {fart}
Bill hits Bob
Bill: Jab shield!
Bob: Doh!
Ben: Jab shield!
Bryan: Jab shield!
Bob hits Bernard
Bob: Jabshield!
Bernard: Dammit!

Bernard is stuck with the fart.

by yoyoyoyourmama July 26, 2006

Facebook Status Jab

When two (or more) parties post up ambiguously malicious Facebook status' in an attempt to hurt/anger/piss off the other party/parties involved. Facebook Status Jabs are usually indirect and contain subliminal messages meant to piss the sh*t out of a specific someone.

Facebook status:

John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!

*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*

Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol

Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)

...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!

by Relo_391! October 31, 2009

Shaolin Finger jab

An exceptionally hard kung fu blow, using only two fingers, that will cause blood to spurt out of the area hit.

Or fingering a girl with excessive force

'Huh, Shaolin Finger Jab'- The White Abbott of the Wu-Tang

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"She was being a noisy bitch, so i Shaolin finger jabbed her.'

by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007

D'Amico Slip Jab

While having sex with a female Doggy-style. You pull out and aggressivly finger her from behind. Usually on lawn, or pool furniture

i got a dislocated finger last night after i gave my girlfriend the D'Amico Slip Jab

by zoobalance October 6, 2006

Stag and Jab

The act of going stag to a social event, i.e. a wedding or party, alone with the purpose of finding a random person to have sex with and jab it in.

Billy: Hey, you find a date for that wedding?

Jimmy: Nah. I plan to pull a stag and jab.

by Qban25 September 11, 2011