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JPI

the JPI ( jacket potato index) is a rarely used and even more rarely understood metric by which consumer prices are measured in low income areas. by comparing the price of jacket potatoes in various outlets and also comparing the prices to previous years and across different geographical regions. This is a strict metric, prices have to be compared on a specific product, a jacket potato + 1 filling, or Jacket potato with butter and cheese.
"prices are getting crazy lately."
"I know, the JPI is through the roof!"
by Monkeymann07 August 18, 2023
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JPIMM

A text acroym used when someone says something really gross. It stands for "Just Puked In My Mouth."
Mike: I was going down on her and discovered she had a yeast infection.

Steve: JPIMM. That's gross dude.
by Steve_Juggernaut September 15, 2010
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jpiot

Just
Putting
It

Out
There
=
JPIOT
"You spelled YOU wrong!"
"STFU"
"JPIOT"
by lan.the-new-word.man December 8, 2009
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jpin

Pronouced: Jay-pin - Short for Just Popped In (to my head)

This acronym is used after something is said that really came right out of left field (i.e. a random, often weird thought), bearing little or no relevance to the topic that may or may not have been at hand. Saying jpin acquits the person who said the randomness of their insanity for that instance, showing it to be completely unserious and/or comical in nature. Normally only applies to short dialogue.
A: What should we do for dinner tonight?
B: I think we can either do stirfry or mac and cheese.
A: Ooo, both sound awesome.
A: STIR-FRIED MAC AND CHEEEEEEEEESE!
A: jpin
B: You're a spaz.
by Mr. Lostman November 15, 2010
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Bleed JPID

To have a strong affiliation and love for all things JPID
Hey man do you bleed JPID?”

“I bleed JPID”

”#bleedjpid”
by famousprophet February 29, 2020
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jpii

School where the principal is obsessed with a football team that sucks ass

see piece of shit
Wow, you go to jpii? I heard their football sucks ass!
by ... April 6, 2004
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JPIS

An acronym for Just Pretned Its Shaved.

Used when justifying sleeping with a hairy bitch
Guy 1 - I was going to fuck this girl last night, but she had the hairiest muff I've ever seen

Guy 2 - JPIS bro. No excuse
by Jack McCrack January 11, 2010
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