Another dumb statement that people online make, usually about a new album, in most cases that they haven't even heard yet.
1.
Random person reviewing an upcoming album: aye yo I know it ain't out yet but I already know it's a classic, Youngboy never disappoints!
2.
Luke: Aye u heard that new Kendrick Lamar yet?
Lauren: No not yet but it's a classic!
Bill: Kendrick's new album sucks and you guys are idiots, listen to some real rap for a change.
3.
Random dumbfuck: Oh my god Lil Uzi Vert just announced his new album I can't wait I already know it's a classic just based on the first single alone I know it's a classic!
Normal person: How do you know it will be a classic if it isn't even out yet?
Dumbfuck: Because Uzi never disappoints, and everything he drops is fire so I know this ain't gon be no different, and I do want to go to hell with him!
Normal person: Everything he drops is shit, but yeah have fun in hell.
Random person reviewing an upcoming album: aye yo I know it ain't out yet but I already know it's a classic, Youngboy never disappoints!
2.
Luke: Aye u heard that new Kendrick Lamar yet?
Lauren: No not yet but it's a classic!
Bill: Kendrick's new album sucks and you guys are idiots, listen to some real rap for a change.
3.
Random dumbfuck: Oh my god Lil Uzi Vert just announced his new album I can't wait I already know it's a classic just based on the first single alone I know it's a classic!
Normal person: How do you know it will be a classic if it isn't even out yet?
Dumbfuck: Because Uzi never disappoints, and everything he drops is fire so I know this ain't gon be no different, and I do want to go to hell with him!
Normal person: Everything he drops is shit, but yeah have fun in hell.
by Icy Wyte July 25, 2022
The pinnacle of music, which embodies all the musical theory that has been forgotten in today's music.
by Anonymous October 22, 2003
by Chris Johnston February 21, 2003
A music genre that has lasted for more than 400 years, and rap is starting to die out after about 20.
Dumbass: Yo, u like Soulja Boy or 50 cent?
Me: Beethoven could kick their asses while playing the piano, blindfolded.
Classical is greater than rap, period.
Me: Beethoven could kick their asses while playing the piano, blindfolded.
Classical is greater than rap, period.
by mark101 July 11, 2008
A term used to note that something was just pure genuine and worth remembering. Something that will never slip your mind due to it's pure humor.
by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003
When someone does something ridiculous or funny but is typical of that person so it makes it seem normal.
by c0smik June 27, 2006
The greatest genre of music in existence and perhaps the highest achievement of the human race. Reveals pop music for the appalling fraud that it is and displays transcendent emotion and astounding technique. Classical music is characterized by the following:
1. A great deal of complexity. Modulation, counterpoint, and elaborate orchestration are all commonplace. Time signatures other than 4/4 are hardly unusual and melodic development is the rule rather than the exception. Pieces are typically at least 10 minutes long and occassionally reach hours in length.
2. Seriousness. Classical composers and musicians take their music very seriously. Profound subjects such as the salvation of humanity and genuine joy are quite common while everyday and frivilous subjects are avoided. Skill and quality are more important than image.
3. Implication. Lyrics are relatively rare and emotion is conveyed primarily through the music itself. In stark contrast to pop music, rhythm is almost always implied rather than explicitly stated through sledgehammer basslines.
4. Forms. Musical forms such as the sonata, symphony, and concerto make up the bulk of classical pieces. These forms are shared within classical but rarely, if ever, appear outside it. These forms tend to be composed of multiple movements, usually three or four.
5. Instrumentation. Classical music tends to use certain instruments, such as violins, piano, flute, etc. that distinguish it from other genres using other sets of instruments.
1. A great deal of complexity. Modulation, counterpoint, and elaborate orchestration are all commonplace. Time signatures other than 4/4 are hardly unusual and melodic development is the rule rather than the exception. Pieces are typically at least 10 minutes long and occassionally reach hours in length.
2. Seriousness. Classical composers and musicians take their music very seriously. Profound subjects such as the salvation of humanity and genuine joy are quite common while everyday and frivilous subjects are avoided. Skill and quality are more important than image.
3. Implication. Lyrics are relatively rare and emotion is conveyed primarily through the music itself. In stark contrast to pop music, rhythm is almost always implied rather than explicitly stated through sledgehammer basslines.
4. Forms. Musical forms such as the sonata, symphony, and concerto make up the bulk of classical pieces. These forms are shared within classical but rarely, if ever, appear outside it. These forms tend to be composed of multiple movements, usually three or four.
5. Instrumentation. Classical music tends to use certain instruments, such as violins, piano, flute, etc. that distinguish it from other genres using other sets of instruments.
Sarah cringed as she heard the country music on the radio and hastily switched to a classical music station.
by Sekais February 16, 2006