1. To die by purposeful intoxication, usually by alcohol. This includes but is not limited to, car accidents, suicide, accidental fires, assassin chickens, accidental suicide, and etc.
2. To accidentally cause the death of another through your own intoxication.
2. To accidentally cause the death of another through your own intoxication.
Jeff intoxecuted himself with a fifth of liquor and two cheap burritos.
The girl was intoxecuted by Jeff moments before his own intoxecution.
The girl was intoxecuted by Jeff moments before his own intoxecution.
by Ninja Tim December 22, 2008
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I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.
by Stan the Man December 12, 2004
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Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
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B: Jane said that? But she's usually such a sweetheart.
A: Well last night, she was intoxicunted.
B: Jane said that? But she's usually such a sweetheart.
A: Well last night, she was intoxicunted.
by eo83 February 19, 2012
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Get the rim soft INTOXICATED mug.A state in which someone is incapable of normal speech, actions or thought due to the ingestion of excessive amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.
by Genetically Modified Ego December 5, 2004
Get the Intoxicated mug.When a “straight” guy hooks up with other guys when he’s intoxicated, but doesn’t think he’s “gay” because of the intoxication.
“straight” guy: “I’m not gay, but I let a guy sick my sick once when I was hammered .
Other guy: No, you’re not gay -you’re bi-intoxicated.;;
Other guy: No, you’re not gay -you’re bi-intoxicated.;;
by Brockinator August 1, 2022
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