Incumin

while having upside down sex right as the male is cumming he drops her on her face

so steve is in gravity boots (the boots that you hang from a door fram and hand from) naked and his gilr friend comes along and says "can youi have sex upside down,"and steve says" lets try"
so right as steve is about to cum he says "incumin" and drops her on her face

by Byrn entrees December 30, 2008

stitch incoming

This comes from use of the ‘stitch’ feature on TikTok which allows users to respond to small sections of other videos by adding (stitching) their own video.

When you first see such content, the initial video may be triggering or seem to be contrary to what the creator usually posts. To warn viewers and stop them from clicking away, creators add the ‘stitch incoming’ caption to let viewers know to not exit the video too quickly, but, rather, to wait for the bit that follows (usually a rebuttal).

It is used as a video caption, not in a sentence.

The tik tok creator added the caption Stitch Incoming to let us know that her video critique would directly follow the original clip.

by Ssskkkttt February 24, 2023

incomingpackageitus

The illness that you become over come with when you are expecting a package. Symptoms include : Checking order tracking several times an hour, the inability to concentrate when you hear a large truck approaching, mood swings, day dreaming, and nervous pacing.

have you seen mat today?

No, he called out with a bad case of incomingpackageitus.

by Matanial. November 22, 2010

Incoming Stoner

A person who is likely to become a stoner

Dude Bob is a incoming stoner, he keeps talking about weed

by Stoner47 August 29, 2010

Incuminable

When a female has a vagina to small to fit a penis in.

I tried but she was in incuminable.

by Serious Bitch August 28, 2017

Incoming

an exclamatory word shouted when an onslaught of semen is imminent

Incoming! Hide behind the semen shield

by Cdawg184 March 4, 2008

incoming salvo

Being in receipt of verbal assault, probably without the ability to reply to or defend one's self against.

Girlfriend: "Hey babe! We missed you at dinner last night... did you have to work late?"
Boyfriend: "Naw, spent it eating Thai in bed with your sister."
*Brace for incoming salvo*

by teh_infidel July 23, 2016