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Basically the answer to everything. This simple phrase means you never have to say your opinion about anything ever again.
Girl: "Does this skirt look good on me?"
Shortie P: "If you want"
by Shortie P September 28, 2006
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stuff my science teacher says every day and low-key flex her biology sills
if you want to study biology in s4, you will learn more about this
by random ppl May 18, 2021
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An expression used by Trixie Mattel to make fun of or parodise something in a stereotypical southern american accent
Person 1: „Why do these gay people need a parade, why do they need to be so in your face about it?“
Person 2 (with irony): „If you want my gun, try and take it“
by Langiuca October 3, 2023
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Hym "When you go to change you're pseudonym on Urban Dictionary it says 'If you want to use your old handle, *click here*' So I can recover any of my previous names at any time."
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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you can come if you want

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A phrase used by people who doesn’t want you to come with them, but also doesn’t want you to know that. Using this phrase is a perfect way to ensure that the person you’re talking to will not come.
“Are you doing anything tonight?”
“Yeah...I’m going to a party. You can come if you want.”
by Iwb April 24, 2020
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Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.

Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.

An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."

Female: "No thanks."

Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
by CaptainMooseknuckle May 7, 2019
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