After taking me to see House of Wax, that slut Gunter started jabbing at my delicates like a blind neurosurgeon. I tried to come; unfortunately Gunter is about as familar with women as he is with movies that don't suck, so I had to waddle home with an ice box. If only he had given me the Dirty Scotsman.
When you are in a ice cold room A/C blasting (usually after a long day of work or very hungover ) and you beat the daylights out of your meat .choke the chicken .masturbate
Hey you wanna go BWW or brews?
Nah I’m good been drinking all last night gonna hit the ice box and get some wing stop call it a night