INTGL

I need to get laid. Can also use INTGLN for I Need To Get Laid Now.

"Maaaan, my balls are swelling up so bad, INTGL.

by INTGLguy June 5, 2009

Cult of Intellect

Cult of Intellect is a group of intellectuals.

Wow, you're in Cult of Intellect? You're so sexy

by Cult of Intellect August 31, 2020

super quantum unit intel processor

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...

“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

by Richard Goranski September 16, 2020

pseudo-intellectual

a person who spends more time trying to look intelligent than actually being intelligent.

pseudo-intellectual: hey, check out this self-contained underwater breathing apparatus.
you: you mean that SCUBA gear?
psuedo-intellectual: yeah, that.

by Rora47 July 26, 2012

Pseudo-Intellectual Circle Jerk

A gathering of people pretending that they are intelligent and congratulating each other for it.

Oh man. I remember years ago when TED conferences were filled with genuinely inspiring, fascinating and ground-breaking presentations. That recent TEDx conference was just a pseudo-intellectual circle jerk.

by PseudoIntellect July 2, 2012

Inglish

The idiomatic aberration of the English language specifically by people of Indian and Pakistani derivation, popularized by "The Simpsons" and 85% of the convenience-store operators in the United States.

"What for you call me?"

"Oooo, they should call the police peoples for him!"

"What? I speak Inglish!"

by Ardent Observer August 4, 2007

Intellectual Crush

Distinguishing between a "nerd" crush and typical "crush". Characterized by love of their mind, independent of their body or physical attraction. Can refer to person of same gender or opposite sex. Term is platonic in nature. Admiration of their unattainable intellectual or academic skill/thought process/insight, to a level of raw mental magnetism. In context, meant as a true and genuine compliment and can be used between friends or colleagues.

He is so damn clever, funny, and quick; he is by far one of my top intellectual crushes.

by TheOneWhoWishes October 16, 2012