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if you want to study biology in s4 

stuff my science teacher says every day and low-key flex her biology sills
if you want to study biology in s4, you will learn more about this

If you want my gun, try and take it

An expression used by Trixie Mattel to make fun of or parodise something in a stereotypical southern american accent
Person 1: „Why do these gay people need a parade, why do they need to be so in your face about it?“
Person 2 (with irony): „If you want my gun, try and take it“

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru 

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru
If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru

If you want to use your old handle, *click here*

Hym "When you go to change you're pseudonym on Urban Dictionary it says 'If you want to use your old handle, *click here*' So I can recover any of my previous names at any time."

you can come if you want 

A phrase used by people who doesn’t want you to come with them, but also doesn’t want you to know that. Using this phrase is a perfect way to ensure that the person you’re talking to will not come.
“Are you doing anything tonight?”
“Yeah...I’m going to a party. You can come if you want.”

You can lay your legs on me if you want to 

Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.

Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.

An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."

Female: "No thanks."

Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!