I got this.

Said by people who don't know what Murphy's law is.

If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.

While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.

1# : "Don't worry, I got this."

2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."

1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.

by av9e February 18, 2022

I got this

What you say when you are 100% sure of your ability to make something your bitch.

You're are driving a truck full of your stoner friends. The car in front of you slams on its breaks and all of your wasted friends are screaming that they are going to die.

You scream "I GOT THIS!!!" and then you stop your car just inches away from the car's bumper.

by Fasle December 26, 2009

I got this

An expression that's short for:

1. I got this covered.
2. I got this handled.
3. I got this under control.

WORKER: I can't talk to that guy. He feels I'm all game.

TEAM LEADER: Don't worry. I got this.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 9, 2006

I got this shit

To keep a situation under control that is chaos thriving to the point that you feel you own it, you've got this taken care of.

Woman:"What are we going to do about next month's light bill?"

Man:"You don't worry about none of that shit, I got this shit!"

by Pogovondoom July 25, 2010

I got this definition on a mug

Now your friends will look at your mug and know you do pointless crap like go on urban dictionary, look this very definition up and buy a mug with it printed on.

Now that someone said what a waste of money, I'm wondering why the hell I got this definition on a mug.

by iamabeast420 October 26, 2009

i got this egg

famous quote by lee felix, rapper and dancer in kpop group stray kids.

felix: "i gOT tHiS eGg-"

chan: "oOH wHeRe diD yOu gEt yOuR eGg fRom-"

felix: "i dUnnO, iT cAmE ouTTA nOwHeRe-"

chan: "oOh *dRoPs eGg*"

felix: "yOu cRaCkEd iT- yALL hE cRaCkeD tHe eGG"

by 🍡 June 22, 2021

i got this mug from Walmart

Literally just so i can get a mug with that on it

Ima buy a mug that says "i got this mug from Walmart"

by RealScrabbleDictionary101 May 31, 2023