Hvcus

An excellent 5x champion player who has a tall and strong physique. You may be able to find him carrying Rzwey on a daily basis in high champ lobbies. Despite his excellent looks he is a very humble and respectful guy and often does charity work on the weekends looking after ashheat05 and the other man.

Whos that tall sexy man in the corner, is it Hvcus?

by Hvcus February 14, 2021

hocus pocus alimagocus

Magic words used on the 1980s kids' show Today's Special (a Canadian import which aired on a very early Nickelodeon). The characters would say these words to bring Jeff the mannequin to life.

Put the magic hat on Jeff and say "hocus pocus alimagocus"!

by PearlieGirl June 22, 2015

hocus pocus

shwag, or cheap weed that is low in potentcy.

man this ain't the chronic, it's dat old hocus pocus bullshit.

by pockets June 21, 2003

Hocus Pocus Bitch

The office witch! The bitch who has to look over her glasses to make you feel guilty because you're talking shit about everyone else in the building. The ho who can't mind her own business and needs to scold you with her looks and her retarted rhetorical questions like "Don't you think that music is too loud?"

Lisa was acting uppedy and so I called her a Hocus Pocus Bitch! Not to her face, of course!

by Rick Fever June 19, 2007

H2CUS

An acronym which means, Hope To See You Soon

Have a great night... H2CUS

by wertghudfjsdf August 18, 2007

Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.

Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam

by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019

Hocus Pocus

When doing a chick doggy-style, just before you blow your load, spit onto her back. When she turns around to see your handiwork, pull out your cock and shoot it in her face while yelling "HOCUS POCUS" as loud as you can.

I gave your mom a hocus pocus last night and boy wuz she surprised.

by Jack Squat January 27, 2005