Humpty-Dumpty

When a male ejaculates prematurely from dry-humping.

"He was dry-humping me for only 5 minutes when he humpty-dumpty'd."

by usefulidiot December 21, 2009

Humpty dumpty

A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball

Look at Humpty dumpty

by Enter August 22, 2017

humpty dumpty

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

by Jeff D April 20, 2003

Humptie Dumptie

When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.

Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.

Tim: Dude I know, I did it...

by The "on-the-spot" crapper May 10, 2010

Humpty Dumpty

Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.

Look at that Humpty Dumpty!

by The Fate October 16, 2011

humpty dumpty

Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.

Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.

by tyrannicaltbagger April 18, 2007

Humpty Dumpty

When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.

"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"

by dg1189 February 20, 2010